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Never try these things at a Nigerian party
Pulse Picks
April 18, 2024
No matter how lit the DJ or hypeman is, you have to resist the urge to spray money. Let’s face it, spraying money is part of the whole party vibe. But guess what? It’s a CRIME.
Also, don’t even think about showing up to a party without slaying. Seriously, if you can’t bring your fashion A-game, just stay home. You’ll get a major side-eye if you don’t come correct. Another thing—fighting for food. If you notice the food isn’t making its way to your end of the table, chill out. Don’t throw hands over jollof rice.
And last but not least, don’t be that person who crashes the ballers’ table when your bank account is empty. Sure, the drinks might be flowing, but can you afford to chip in when the bill arrives?
As you hit up parties this week, keep these tips in mind. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.
Friday
 | 1. Cirque le soir The circus is coming to Lagos at Breeze Beach Club, Lagos. Landmark Beach, Oniru, VI. |
 | 2. Oontz The lovers of house music keep growing in Lagos. Check out this party at Praia, 20 Elsie Femi Pearse St., VI. It’s free. |
 | 3. Dmayor's Groove If you are looking for places to party in Abuja, you can party at No. 1 Lake Square Plaza, opposite Jabi Lake. |
 | 4. Vault Fridays It’s about to be a lit situation at Vault Lagos, 𝟗𝐀 𝐎𝐤𝐨 𝐀𝐰𝐨, 𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐈𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝. All the big boys and girls in Lagos will be there. |
SATURDAY
5. Trippy Fest
As the name suggests, it’s a party you won’t forget for a long time. It’s a movie night and silent rave, and it’s happening on the mainland at Sixty by Chef Lu’, Alagomeji, Yaba.
6. HERtitude 24
This party is for babes only! Beautiful ladies are expected to gather at Amore Garden, Lekki, Phase 1, Lagos.
 | 7. Spotlight Awards and Concert 2024 All the best DJs, including DJ Consequence, will be performing at this free party at Muri Okunola Park, Victoria Island. |
 | 8. The Man Called Femi: Stage Play Who else loves stage plays? I know I do. Check out this play at Alliance Francaise, Mike Adenuga Centre, 9 Osborne Road, Ikoyi. |
 | 9. Man Talk, Woman Talk This is another interesting play for theatre lovers. It’s been showing since the 6th of this month at Terrakulture, Victoria Island. |
 | 10. Art Attack If you want to enjoy live art sessions, tattoos, pop-up art, and more, then check out this party at Truth Beach Club, VI. |
 | 11. Clay moulding and painting Fun isn’t just about parties, it is also about learning something fun. Try out a clay moulding and painting class. |
 | 12. Benji Godson Lives the 5-Man Identity (Funny By Nature) Looking for laughs? Then attend this comedy show happening at Afe Babalola Hall, University of Lagos. |
SUNDAY
 | 13. Canary World One-Year Anniversary Canary World is celebrating one year, and they are bringing in all the biggest artists in Nigeria to celebrate. It’s happening at Canary World, 23 Road Festac Town. |
 | 14. Lagos Flea Market Get cheap thrift clothes and house items, as well as amazing DJ sets and food, at Space Studio, 221 Ikorodu Crescent, Dolphin Estate. |
15. Showtime Community Club
If you love watching or playing flag football, you should be at Meadow Hall Wy, Lekki Penninsula II, Lekki.
 | 16. Cloud Loud Party People in Port Harcourt city are turning up at D'Luxe Premium Club, 86 Tombia Expression Road, GRA 3, Port Harcourt. |
 | 17. Rich and Famous Sunday This party is for those in Delta State; it’s going down at D’erry’s Lounge and Bar. |
 | 18. Righteous Billionaire Hangout |
That’s it from us. Stay safe at Nigerian parties this weekend.
Temi.